Frequently Asked Questions

Weener Smash is a thumb-twiddling 'casual game' with no points or achievements to earn.

Run, Jump, and Hit objects in the arena with your 'Schwing!' action.

I hope it is fun and funny for grown ups to  play!

Press 'Q' to quit the game play.

WASD to move around the game field.

SHIFT to run faster.

SPACE BAR to jump.

C to swing your 'Schwing Action'.

No.  The first edition of Weener Smash does not contain any nudity or graphic violence.

The next edition of Weener Smash may contain some nudity but will never contain graphic violence.

When you purchase the 1st edition of Weener Smash, you will receive a discount for your full purchase price for the 2nd edition of Weener Smash.

For example, Weener Smash 1st Edition is $6.90 USD.

If you purchased Weener Smash 1st edition for $6.90 USD, you would receive a discount of $6.90 USD for Weener Smash 2nd Edition when it is eventually released.

Weener Smash can be played on any Windows PC that supports Direct-X.

I am working hard to bring Weener Smash to Android and iPhone and Linux and RaspberryPi.

Any Windows PC with DirectX.

I am working to get an ESRB Rating of Mature 17+.

• Comic Mischief
• Crude Humor
• Cartoon Violence
• Partial Nudity
• Suggestive Themes
• Sexual Themes